Rire quand on a envie de pleurer

Rire quand on a envie de pleurer
Prendre un train quand un bateau s'en va
Pour ne pas rester seul sur le quai
C'est beaucoup mieux,
c'est beaucoup mieux comme ça
Faire semblant qu'on n'a rien dans le cœur
Dire ça va même quand ça ne va pas
Chanter pour ne pas montrer sa peur
C'est beaucoup mieux
C'est beaucoup mieux comme ça !

Et même si tu me manques certains soirs
Et même si elle était belle notre histoire
Je sais qu'elle s'en ira de ma mémoire
C'est beaucoup mieuxc'est beaucoup mieux comme ça

Croire et ne jamais cesser d'y croire
Sans savoir si demain ça ira
Faire d'une défaite une victoire
C'est beaucoup mieuxc'est beaucoup mieux comme ça

Voir avec les yeux de son enfance
Sans pourtant retourner sur ses pas
Faire du bruit pour tuer le silence
C'est beaucoup mieuxC'est beaucoup mieux comme ça !

Rire quand on a envie de pleurer
Prendre un train quand un bateau s'en va
Pour ne pas rester seul sur le quai
C'est beaucoup mieuxC'est beaucoup mieux comme ça
Faire semblant qu'on n'a rien dans le cœur
Dire ça va même quand ça ne va pas
Chanter pour ne pas montrer sa peur
C'est beaucoup mieuxC'est beaucoup mieux comme ça.
Rire....

Jean-Jacques Lafon

people

Good people in our lives are too precious to take for granted

TOO ANGERY

ليس من الصعب أن تضحي من أجل صديق .. ولكن من الصعب أن تجد الصديق الذي يستحق التضحية

WELL ..

i have such a friend ..........

but

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i can't do anything to help

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have nothing to give but prayers

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i BELIEVE it's easier to feel the pain, then watch your beloved feeling pain you can't stop

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I'M TOO ANGERY >> I CAN SMASH A WALL

test

I'm having a TEST
hard, difficult and painfull
god .. PLZ HELP!!

in Egypt: to have .. you have to have

in Egypt


to have something .. you have to have the something FIRST


to have a job .. you have to have a current job:
searching for a job is very expensive, lot of money is spent in CV printing and buying newspaper .. etc
and more, what if someone is looking for a job and is not in cairo ---> briefly not in cairo .. not in count
pitty
but good jobfairs are in cairo only, so if u r not a cairoan u have to pay more to buy train tickets, transportation in cairo, .. etc
how someone who isn't working can afford to pay for all this unless he is working??
another 3abata is:
when filling a job application, sometime i found this line:
own a car: yes no
so i have to have a car so i can have a job
in the old days, people were working first and after gain some money the bought a car but now it's the opposite

so if i had a car and can afford to pay for all this, i must be gaining lot of money and i live in a luxury level

SO WHY AM I LOOKING FOR A NEW JOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

to have a good car .. you have to have an old car

it's much cheaper to sell your car and pay extra money to buy new car

then pay for a new car

people in egypt can't start from scratch anymore .. anyone is still using this term "start from scratch" is a LIAR

having something in egypt MAY give you the chance to exchange it with another slightly better something

but having nothing means to stay forever having nothing

"HARD TO UNDERSTAND .. BUT TRUE"

my horoscope

my horoscope today:

Virgo: Do you want to be happy or to you want to be right? You've got to let something go in order to move on

GOD.. i wish i know how to choose

taxi elsahra

remember this
more with taxi thrill
i was in a taxi driven by a man seemed to be a nice guy
he was bored so he pressed the play button of his cassette, and we were in a shock till we were out
samples of what we heared:
مابحبش الكسكسى .. بيوجعلى بطنى
كسكسى .. كسكسى
باموت فى الفول .. كل يوم باكل شقة
كسكسى .. كسكسى
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حران .. اقلع
تعبان .. اقلع
حيقلع .. حيقلع
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i can't see any good thing in what i heared, it' not just poor in words
IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY
it's NONSENCE
why people pay money to hear a man complaining about his digestion!!

merry christmas to me

i had 4 vacation days and unexpectaly

it turned to be a sad vacation

sunday:

7.30am getting up..... cleaning and preparing for christmas

10.30am phone call ... "sorry to inform you that your uncle passed away"

3.00 pm funeral

monday:

till 1pm @ my uncle's house

2-3 pm went to see my friends

8pm when i was preparing to go out with my friends i found out that m car battery is dead

8.30pm calling friends "sorry to bother you but my car battery is dead, can you pick us?"

!.. very embarassing ..!

tuesday:

spent couple of hours in a national bank trying to figure out why my ATM isn't working

and finally the employee found out the reason:

they missed up the data entry and wrote wrong account number to connect it to the ATM

wednesday:

made some tries with the battery .... failed

HAVE TO BUY A NEW ONE

went to the batteries shop and found out that the prices were raised by 180% as the sellsman said

bought a new one and had to borrow some money from my friend that was with me

again !.. very embarassing ..!

after done installing the new battery, i told my friend "i can use the car now, i'll take you to where you are going don't worry"

and just before we reached there ... smoke was going from the car and when i looked under the car i found out that all the water is gone

thank god .. it was seconds before the car actually burn

my friend went to search for a mechanic

and after about 30m the problem was solved

7'artoom ma7'room

and of course she missed her meeting because of me

and again for the third time !.. very embarassing ..!

remembering

DID anyone remember this piece of music?

commercial names

the name of any company, shop, firm , .... tells a lot about it
so people fi oropa wa eldawel elmotakadema make something (funny and time consuming) called MARKET RESEARCH
to gather enough data from the market to help the owners taking the right decision inculding choosing the corporate name
and because we sometimes consider the market research is a funny joke
we found this:
New Samaka beach village >>>> hotel/village in hurghada
IQ Company >>>> Wear shop in hurghada
afham ba2a??? 7aye3melo e7'tebar zaka2 lelnass we mush 7aybi3o elly lele IQ beta3hom >100?????????

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