Newely married hate marriage

this is FUNNYYYYYYYYYY

i have a friend who's newely married

he met his girl and proposed since ... ever i think .. i don't remember

they were engaged for 4 years i guess

and finally the long waited marriage was 2 weeks ago

Today he sent me marriage jokes, some of it:

Prospective husband: Do you have a book called 'Man, The Master of Women'?

Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.

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Q: Why dogs don't marry?

A: Because they are already leading a dog's life!

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